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When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).
Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.
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A woman with an outrageously ugly face, but usually a nice body. from: "Looks like someone set her face on fire with a blow-torch and beat it out with a golf shoe."
Edward James Olmos's daughter is golf shoe ugly.
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When someone urinates on your shoe. (Most Commonly when in a bathroom stall).
I was just in the bathroom and got a golden shoe polish from your weird friend.
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adj. or n. a person, place or thing that is 1)making things harder than they should be 2)ruining a good atmosphere
Jerm was being bitch shoes after he had a case of diarrhea
This long ass stop light is being bitch sheos
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A girl who sleeps round, usually a preppy one, and tries to cover it up by getting straight A's. And using diaphrams.
Look at that Slutty Two Shoes sneaking out her window on a school night to get some booty, When she got caught she said she was studying at the library, and just happened to have a diaphram in her pocket.
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When you are so fly u are above a pimp or a mac etc. Tennis Shoe hustla is not always used in the context of women although it abviously can be. you see son when uze a TSH you jus so fresh.
Ignant nigga: ay yo you aint nothin but a Tennis-shoe Hustla
Edjumacatid mo fo: nigga dats ignant (proceeds to whop on ignant niggas ass)
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Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)
Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Hot Girl: "Sure"
Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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