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Undeniably the best country on the planet. Americans enjoy many rights that most other countries don't have. It sickens me to hear the conspiracy theorists and "non-conformists" complain about the corruption and problems with the United States. If it's so bad, then just leave and stop complaining. I mean those people would obviously rather be as far away from the United States as possible instead of living here. Apparently the worst country in the world allows you to bitch and moan as much as you want, keeps you from going hungry, and keeps you safe from people who threaten our freedom. Try finding that in the Middle East and tell me how it goes.
This isn't meant to bash other countries but the citizens of the U.S. that take the freedoms presented to them for granted every day of their lives.
Non-conformist: This country is filled with corruption and hate in the government, and it's holding me down. We live in a horrible country.
Me: Then why don't you leave the United States of America?
Non-conformist: "..."
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University in Columbus, Ohio. Aside from the distractions posed by its violent, ghetto atmosphere, it is actually possible to get a fairly good education from OSU. It offers a fairly wide spectrum of curriculum choices, and used to have some of the best professors around. (The quality of their professors is, sadly, degrading over time.) They also have a pretty good football program, for those with nothing better to do.
We're going to OSU to help the Buckeye fans beat the living hell out of the Michigan fans. Wanna come along?
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The greatest country in the world. Led by the worst president ever. Land of the free, home of the brave.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free... United States of America.
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A Micronesia country ran by RN of the association of Kampeinesia. The government consists of RN, BCC , AS , AS , FH
"Have you checked the new laws in The Federated States Of Kampei?" - BCC
"Yes, the taxes are very affordable." - AS
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All of the ugliest guys in Illinois shoved into one school. If you find someone even decent looking within your 4 years here, consider yourself lucky. Or that you just have low standards.
“I literally have not seen one cute guy in any of my classes”
“Welcome to Illinois State University”
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Any network that is more interested in protecting a political administration than actually reporting the real/actual/full news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better than they actually are. The state-run media consists of the news networks of Fox News, Breitbart, Info Wars, and their affiliates.
Chad: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually very intelligent and all his issues are with the minority.
Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Trump look bad!
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*Positives*
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
Example:
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
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