ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from
Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday
The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
In 2020 the NFC East was so bad, UrinatingTree called it Tank Division.
Get ready for another showing of TANK DIVISION
Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
Drinking a great amount of alcohol in a minimum amount of time.
Tonight's gonna be pressure tanking with the guys!
I do wanna get wasted, let's hit the all you can drink bar and do pressure tanking!
Let's pressure tank tonight!
Dear lord, I have a bloody hungover! Must be because of the pressure tanking in the 2£ bar last night!
Big choad energy but also fucks a lot
Omg that guy has to be a Tank Kurth