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Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”
A PX on a military base
Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?
When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.
You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.
Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.
Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
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When you are blocked from a social media community for being in a racial, cultural, or other category while expressing opinions the category generally disagrees with.
I stated that all you have to do is work hard and get out of poverty in my BLM Facebook group and they gave me an Uncle Tom Ban.
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Also known as Josh Ramsay. Lead singer of a fantastic band called Marianas Trench. Known for candy apple pants, owning way too many guitars, and tweeting later than is socially acceptable. Beware when he has a mustache. He's also awesome. Like really awesome.
Did you see that picture Uncle J Dawg tweeted of him and the Stuttering Wise Man?
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