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when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
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Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.
Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin
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The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
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When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running
Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?
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exactly how it sounds. mostly directs to thomas foster
shut up thomas
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A greeting to someone Ben Thomas
me: here comes ben thomas
ben thomas: hey
me: ugh ben thomas
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A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.
that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.
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