i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

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Throw a Short Person Day

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

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throw one's weight around

to abuse one's power

Back then, many rulers threw thier weight around.

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throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

Throw Mama From The Train

code word for taking a poop.

I'll be right back, I've got to Throw Mama From the Train.

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throw some D

hittin it, slammin, drilling, putting her in the buck

"Ayyo, check out that chick strippin on the bar- throw some D, man!"

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you wanna throw down

You want to beat someone up.

Guy 1: I don't like you at all, you been talking all this shit

Guy 2: You wanna throw down?

Guy 1: Hell yea bring it bitch

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