When a woman has fat rolls on her stomach that look more or less like tits.
That bitch totally has tummy tits!
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a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
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one who has a female breast for a cereberum
}Piss off, stephen, you tit-for-brains!
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though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.
joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.
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A set of fun bags that are so droopy that they walk down the stairs before she does.
Chris, your girl needs to wear a bra. Her slinky tits are hanging out of the bottom of her dress.
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the wrinkles at the sides of the eyes from staring at titties.
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Machine for one's nipples to be milked.
She really needs a tit milker.
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