cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

cake pusher

Some one who pushes cake

eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'

...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'

'Have some anyway'

'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'

cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.

I hate girls who are cake facing.

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.