reverse cow-snail

A sexual position involving a man in a reclining position who is being ridden by a gastropod, such as a snail, that is facing his feet with the side of its body that contains the cerebral ganglia. The man may either enter via the snail's genital pore (though not necessary due to the snail's asexuality) or he may copulate through the pneumostoma.

Dave ensured that he didn't rupture his snail's dart sack with his kinky gyration by instituting a safeword during a rousing session of reverse cow-snail.

Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.

The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.

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mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

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Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

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mad cow

v.-- to intimidate without rationale

Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.

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Urban Cow Tipping

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

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Milk Dis Cow

A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.

Bryson yells to Chase "Milk Dis Cow!!"

Brown Cow Stunning

Brown Cow Stunning is a term used when someone's look is completely perfect head-to-toe.
This term was invented by Monique Heart, a queen who competed on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

YOU CAN'T CLOCK THIS MUG AMERICA! I'M BROWN COW STUNNING!