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Melania should dump the chump known as Donald Trump Aka Dump. Donald= D Trump= ump, Donald+Trump= Dump. #DumpTrump
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Compulsive urge to grab genatalia of person or opposite or same sex without their consent.
Donald Trump, "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Ah, that's Donald Trump Syndrome.
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Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
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Donald Trump is a great president. He has done alot for black lives and he supports gay marriage . He is a good person. Anyone who thinks he isn't can move and go f yourself
Donald Trump is a great president.
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When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
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A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
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Single handedly the greatest president the United States has ever seen, just his name can piss off a liberal and make them scream and cry like giant entitled babies.
Donald Trump is going to beat Joe Biden in the 2020 election
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