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Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn
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When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.
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a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.
John is a porn profiteer.
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A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.
Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
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Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.
Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit
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It's where when you hug someone you rub your hands up and down there back, subtly pulling them closer so your fronts are rubbing against each other. May or may not include grabbing their butt and pressing their crotch against yours.
"He didn't hug her, he porn hugged her."
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Jaci: *porn hugs for everyone*
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A term used to describe documentary footage of natural life or other phenonema which invariably grabs the viewer's attention and can be habit-forming, much like regular porn.
Person 1: Dylan is totally addicted to nature porn.
Person 2: I know, every time I go over there he makes me watch the scene from Planet Earth with the fungus that turns ants into zombies. It never gets old!
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