Bisexual Shark

A way to tell someone is bisexual. when they have an obsession with, a tattoo of, or toys of sharks.

A: do you think she’s gay or bi?
B: shes bi
A: how do you know?
B: she has a bisexual shark

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tranny shark

It's a dumbass thing Reed called me in social studies. Now I use this as my joke cuz I'm a tranny.

1. "your not daddy shark,your tranny shark".
2. I'm tranny shark,so suck it.

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Nipple Shark

A man who focuses heavily on a woman's nipples during foreplay.

Damn fool, you are a nipple shark tonight. Be careful not to take a bite outta her!

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Fernandina Shark Tail

Used for women who refuse anal, or just because it's hot. While the girl is face down while you are ramming her from behind in her vagina, in mid-pump, you come down with a judo chop to the head but keep your hand on her, forming the shark fin. It should be of sufficient force to knock her out. After that, you put it in her ass. Hence the tail.

My girlfriend refused to try anal with me so I gave her the Fernandina Shark Tail.

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Shark Face Gang

The name of an upcoming rap group, started by macklemore. the idea being similiar to those like the taylor gang or young money.

Billy: yo dude, you hear dat new taylor gang rap man, incredibly dope.

Ted: i guess so, but that new Shark Face Gang stuff is mindblowing.

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baby shark

Best song of all time, that’s all I have to say

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK
DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST

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rice cake shark

A game played by children in California in which children violently gnash and bite rice cakes. The rice cakes are said to represent surfboards on which an imaginary surfer is balancing for dear life. The children act as sharks trying to eat or destroy the surfboard, and by extension, kill and eat the surfer.

Tammy thought her kids were normal, but that was until they day she found them playing rice cake shark.

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