top cat

the top cat in a group of cats

the top cat raped all the other cats

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carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

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top gun

(verb) two guys that wing-man for eachother, each guy helping the other to get a girl and trusting the guy he's helping is doing the same for him. Mutual wingmanship. Typically used in the phrase "top gun it up". In the failure for one guy to support the other, the correct response from the guy without the girl to the guy with the girl is "crash and burn Mav". When a third guy attempts to interrupt the system, the reaction is "there's a bogey on our tail". Derived from the movie Top Gun.

Example
Maverick: "Do you wanna go for Stacey or Cindy?"
Goose: "I'll take Cindy."
Maverick: "Ok i'll take Stacey, let's top gun it up!"

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muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

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top ten

A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.

Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!

mank top

(n) a male tank top that exposes the arms, shoulders, and some chest and back. It is distinct from a muscle shirt in that it does not full expose the sides (man + tank top; see mank).

ex 1 - I wore a mank top to the beach yesterday and got totally sunburned!
ex 2 - Sweet mank top bro. Where'd you get it? Urban?

Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.

she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.