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Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”
Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
A woman named Jasmine Westney is the wife of Kakashi Hatake from the Naruto series.
“Hey look there goes Kakashi’s wife!”