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A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.
if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.
Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.
1.Someone who has fought their battles in life with minimal support or family
2. Someone who takes the lead in facing life's battles.
She was a life warrior, until she got her moment in life.
How your boys in high school call you after a rejection by a Girl.
you: Damn, I got rejected my Niyusha yesterday.
your Bros: Stand up and fight, fallen warrior!
A short name for the NBA’s Greatest Franchise ever
Warriors fan: We are the most successful franchise ever as the warriors
Celtics fan: Bitch please we got 17 NBA titles to your 6
Receiving a foot rub while having your soul sucked out of you by a redhead.
My girl offered me a foot rub but ended up finishing me with a ginger warrior.
The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off