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The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
When you shove your cock in a tub of ice cream, then have anal sex with your partner, cumming inside them and putting pepperoni slices in their ass when it's left gaping.
Yo dude, that's the last time I get drunk, I woke up with a guy after he gave me a New York sundae
A joke name that sounds like “your cock.”
The counterpart of “Mike Hawk.”
α: Can I see York?
β: Who is York?
α: York Hawk!
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...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...
"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"
A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce
I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.
The New Yorkers who wear black shoes
Man the guy is a real New York ninja with those black adidas
A tall lanky sum bitch. He most likely likes a sports team that's horrible and will always tell you how good they will be this year even though they will never amount to anything
Man this guys beginning to be a hunter York.