IED

Improvised Explosive Device.
Often referring to makeshift bombs or explosives made from common items.
Usually used when no real explosives are nearby, and one is required.
ex: A Molotov Cocktail, or a C4.

"This door is blocked off from the inside, and we need to get in. What now?"
"I found some gunpowder earlier, maybe we can make an IED.
"Great, this door will definitely go down then."

ied

Military Word/Acronym for Improvised Explosive Device

“An improvised explosive device is a bomb constructed and deployed in ways other than in conventional military action. It may be constructed of conventional military explosives, such as an artillery shell, attached to a detonating mechanism. IEDs are commonly used as roadside bombs, or homemade bombs.” -Wikipedia

That IED just blew up Johnson’s Leg!!!

I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.

Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

my i

a song produced by SEVENTEEN's jun and minghao and inspired by "KIMI NO NA WA". also used for describing someone as your future or your past.

person A: you are my past
person B: i am your future

also used for:
person A: are you My I?
person B: yes! i'm your future.

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

r,i,p

An abbreviation - rascist, ignorant, predator.

Newspaper report on the front cover of the New York Times dated 19th January 2020 - Oh no, not another 4 years. After the previous 4 years every editor of every major American newspaper is sick and tired of having a picture of Donald Trump as their cover story - r,i,p.