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While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits
I asked darlene to marry me again, we’re having a re-I-do ceremony.. come trip with us
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
Kid: *throws sand at the man*
Man: HEY- SHOO
Kid *runs off, giggling*
Man: Ugh, I hate children.
The best compliment for a Shitposter.
Seriously, it's fantastic.
- Man, you're so "I tossici della via del Supertuorlo"
- Oh..., that's worderfull, i want to have sex with you..
Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷
Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!
Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!
Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!
The word “I put you on” comes from someone helping you find music,movie,game etc and saying they put you on the show. After this the person who has been put on will most likely give the person who helped find said thing oral sex
“Yo thanks for letting me find weiland man” John said to Jim “Ya I ptyo.” Said Jim
I ptyo is saying you put some one something, this where the “I put you on” came from. Typical procedures of the receiver of getting put on will more like leave give a gift to the putter onner like oral sex
“Thanks for showing me weiland” frank said. “Ya I ptyo” James responded.