“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

hilar-e-i

A lazy man's word for hilarious. More funny than hilarious but not funny enough to actually say the entire word.

Jo: It was as hard as putting my beanbags in her turd cutter.
Jem: That's hilar-e-i!!

I not like it

To not be interested; to not fuck with; to not have any dealing with of any kind. Simply you do not want to associate witha person ,place thing or situation.

“Can you share your food” he said

“No”she said

“Please” he said

“No !i not like It” she said

boy but with an i

when you want to say boi out loud

Someone: i want my first son to be a guy
You: boy but with an i

I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️