Rural Dictionary

hat-fishing

When a person wears a hat and looks so much better than when they usually do without it.

"Omg he's bald, I meet him when he was wearing a hat. "ooouu gurl, he was hat-fishing"

by guccimaminani February 13, 2017

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(verb): sperm that live in the anal cavity after being deposited by the donor along with seminal fluids through anal sex. They remain in the rectum swimming around, occasionally swimming out of the anus and often being pushed out by feces. They can live inside the host/hostess's body for three to five weeks before they die, often of malnourishment. They are carniverous, eating other sperm, until one "fish" becomes the dominant head. Though harmless, besides the occasional constipation, butt fish can become an embarrassment and the subject of constant joking and mockery towards the individual who acted as the host.

Green Lantern: Did you hear that Wonderwoman had butt fish?

Wolverine: Haha, no way, who gave them to her?

Flash: I heard it was Superman, he boned her so hard she won't shit for weeks!

by Martypastmidnight January 13, 2011

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fuck the fish

1) Definition: To party and drink so hard, by the end of the night you'll fuck anything including a tank full of fish. 2) Origin: Mr. M. at the end of a Nov 2013 night of partying in Pattaya, Thailand, was caught on camera fucking a fish tank, and upon seeing the posted photos the next day with no recollection of the night before, posted "fuck the fish."

He's so retardedly drunk, he'll fuck the fish out of that fattie over there.

by PA: AmexSpg November 13, 2013

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fish licker

A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.

So Simone, are you a fish licker too?

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

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