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The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...
Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
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an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.
Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
I'm a magic meat sack!
Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.
The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
Whoaa man, that girls really got some Magical Girl Energy!
The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic
I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.