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Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

by Sapper Dan August 12, 2019


Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017


Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 7, 2023


hairless cat

Landon

hi hairless cat

by dumratatata August 21, 2020


Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow December 31, 2016


Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019


Country Cat

"An individual who possesses the ability to disregard classiness for comfort. This individual is also described as "common people" and can be seen easily eating bacon and other meats off of the kitchen floor casually ignoring the 5, 10, 100 second rule. This individual cares not what their country can do for them nor what they can do for their country. Unless that country is followed by a cat."

That lady just took a trash bag and made pants out of it. Now that's a country cat.

by Team Rocket league November 9, 2016