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covid bait

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021


Covid-🚬

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.

Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.

by Covido December 25, 2020

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COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

by NotSean123 August 3, 2020


Covid Viper

COVID Viper

I COVID Viper is a person who spreads the COVID virus 🦠 like a snake. The viper spits its venom into it prey eyes blinding them for the kill. Making everyone infected with there mouth spitting COVID everywhere. All in the area. ☠️☠️☠️

by Jokerman March 23, 2021


Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021


Covidize

To make as situation or project met safety guidelines for COVID safety

We're going to covidize the movie by reducing the cast size, limiting the locations to one, and having the zombies wear masks with PPE underneath instead of using makeup.

by jenclem October 16, 2020


Thats Covid

A slang means "wow that sucks but it is what it is"
Used when something bad happens for no reason

An example of thats covid would be used in this scenario
Girl: "Man i dropped my ice cream on the floor"
Boy: "Damn that covid"

by thatscovid19 May 14, 2020