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The 2026 world cup is an event that will take place between the USA, Canada, and Mexico. This world cup is an utter joke and disgrace. Any country that calls football "soccer" shouldn't be allowed to host nor Participate in a world cup. Especially if it's the USA and Canada. There are many problems to this world cup as well, such as the stadium in Atlanta being extremely plain and boring and looking like the type of stadium you would host an American football game in. Even the Qatar world cup is not as corrupt as 2026. God save us from the Americans. The world cup would be better if it was EVEN hosted in zimbawe...
Johnny sins: Hey bro are you watching the world cup 2026?
Donald trump: nah bro it's boring
2026 world cup: football cup
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The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.
The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.
Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."
Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"
Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."
Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"
Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
The act of defecating into your partner's mouth, then eating the feces out of their mouth with a spoon.
Jenny had to gargle for an hour after I gave her the ol' hot pudding cup last night.
My that was a tasty hot pudding cup.
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a container full of roofing nails, generously distributed on some bastards driveway who has wronged you somehow in the art od road etiquette.
"that fucker cut me off so I follwed him and found where he lives. This morning, I filled my empty coffee cup with a handfull of 1 1/4" roofin nails and flung it in his drive.Hope he enjoys a hot, cup o nails!
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An annual road hockey tournament held in Whitby, Ontario, Canada that takes place entirely on one day near the end of June. It is very grueling, but much loved by its participants.
Man, I can't wait for the forde memorial cup this year; my team is totally gonna kick ass.
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The main rule is this: If you are underage and drinking at a party, good deal. The point at which the rule applies is when you go to put pictures of that night on Facebook or any other social networking site. If you or anyone underage is holding a red cup, don't post it. Future employers and people's parents don't need photographic evidence. "Nobody believes it's just soda in your Solo cup."
Me: Damn John, yall got wasted last night.
John: I know man, put those pictures up on fb!
Me: Sorry bro, red cup rule. I don't need your mom bitching at me again.
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Silly Cup Day takes place the first of every year. January 1st, 2009 was the inaugural silly cup day created by three young men in the quiet suburbs of Detroit. The goal of Silly Cup Day is to find the silliest cup in the house and drink out of it all day; preferably with alcohol, good friends, and scuzzy hoes. Later in the night, everyone writes the name down of who they believe has the silliest cup in the house. Created by Anbru,Rahib, and Kneil, whom also formed the band Sticky Sippy Cups the same night. Silly Cup Day will be celebrated by the majority of the world by 2015.
"Holy hell, I am hung over as shit from Silly Cup Day!" - Laurinec
"I wish I was cool enough to participate in Silly Cup Day." - Jamison
"I was Silly Cup Champion in 2009." - Anbru
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