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A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.
"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"
Shes a damn snack demon too!
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When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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The code phrase for vigorously butt fucking another mammal in secrecy.
Guy one: dude are you butt fucking Kelly tonight?
Guy two: no we are 'getting food'
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Food received by the family of a recently divorced relative. This food is usually from friends and family who try to help the family through their hard time with the help of pies and precooked dinners.
After Grandma died our refridgerator was stuffed with sympathy food a pie from my aunt, muffins from church my mom's church group and an entire precooked dinner from my uncle.
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One who maintains conversation while eating. Doing both only half as good as they deserve.
"That (insert name here) is such a food talker!"
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Taking food that you are not entitled to by any of the criteria
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
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Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD
Traveler: Yes you are…
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