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wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 27, 2024


armed forces oddball

when an enlisted officer gets more health problems than a commissioned officer which is usual based on statistics.

The armed forces oddball had to go to the shrink every month.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018


straight arm pouring

When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.

What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.

by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011


Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile

by JarRodTophIley May 1, 2024


Armed NOBbery

When your sex life all about that thug life.

Origin: Sophie Marshall (holbury house wife).

"I can't wait for Samuel to give me a good armed NOBbery"

by Lucifer's lube June 24, 2023


Homeschool-arms

Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.

A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.

" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "

" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "

by Allusivehorse May 13, 2022


Arm butter

Butter applied to the arms for the purpose of making your arms (typically very muscular and venous) shine, shine, shine.

That arm butter really accentuates your sweet ripped biceps.

by g-Reg Rodgers February 13, 2018