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In Ennis, Co.Clare, Ireland
Flannan’s is a Mixed shitty school full of girls that are sluts and fuckboys that think they’re hard
All the boys in St Flannan’s college are so gl but also a bunch of dicks
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When you and your Irish buddies gang rape a British broad using mashed potatoes and Guinness as lube.
Peter: Hey Andrew, you see that hot British chick?
Andrew: Daaamn she thicc.
Peter: I know, right? What do you say we give her the ol’ St. Paddy’s Revenge at that party on Friday?
Andrew: Fuck yes. Serves them British bastards right for fucking with us.
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When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
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A place where all the girls are stuck up there own whole and the boys are either drug dealers or farmers or autistic then there’s the hardy bucks also known as niall helebert connor Conway ben flynn martin howard and Charlie Byrnes
Also becareful what yuh wear to school cause it will probably end up in walshys office
If your a drug dealer you’ll fit right in to st Anne’s killaloe
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Another badass Axl event. Some cunt brought a camera to a Guns N Roses concert, and Axl Rose (frontman) saw it and yelled for the security to take it away. They didn't notice what he was taking about, so he impulsively dived off the stage to get it from him. The security threw him back on stage, to which Axl announced "Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home!"
This started an extremely infamous riot.
St. Louis Riot: Yeah, it was obnoxious and stupid, but seriously, this guy is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pomIFCkmHX8&feature=related
The riot.
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Ya got to shit on your girls chest, then titty fuck her with the poo as a lube, then cum on her face yelling undalay undalay mamma E.I. E.I. uhhh ohhhh! like the Nelly song.
I had to shit while fucking that trick so bad a decided to give her the St. Louis Lunatic. It was crazy!
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One of the smartest schools in Chicago. Students come from all places in Chicago just to come here. The best College Prep school out there. Known for academics, less about sports, but really who cares about sports?
Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Student #1 from SICP: Did we win in football today?
Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
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