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When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.
We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.
This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.
When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter
I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night
When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
Uncle jerry got Alabama finger trapped two knuckles in.
When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.
You: What the fuck is wrong with you.
A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.
We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.