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When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.
“What did you do lastnigh?”
“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”
Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!
When you are fucking your sister or cousin and use hot sauce as lubrucation, then when you finish you scrape it up and put it on some chicken wings and share it
Me and my cousin did some Alabama hot tamale shit last night
When you take two fingers and stick them in yours or someone’s butt
Their goes Ron agains giving Lucy the old Alabama fudge cicle
When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter
I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night
When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."
When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.
We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.