Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.
That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.
Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012
"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'
IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
“He is such an evan”
“Why”
“He disrespects women”
He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.
Man he looks like a real Evan.
He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl
Evans is saucyy