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Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.
Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
Samantha Anne is perfect in every single way and she deserves the world, and you’re a loser if you’re not her x
“Bro Samantha Anne is skux as fuck oi holy heck”
A short ass friend who spends all day in her room watching movies and shows while facetiming friends.
“ Bro are you a moira anne? ”
“ No, I’m straight. ”
“ Oh- ”
A theme park you will never go to...
Damn. I wanna go to Anne Land!
Trevy-Ann is the nicest girl you'll ever meet. She often has a lot of homies and she's always there for you.
Samantha: hey I just gotta new bsf
Julia: Her name is Trevy-Ann right?
Samantha: Yep
I am so good at hide and seek cos Anne frank is my grandma
Anne Frank is the most sexy woman in history
Guy 1: Hey look this page is about Anne Frank, it says that she hid in her clos-
Guy 2: Oh yeah Anne Frank is so hot.
Guy 1: What the fuck?