A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.
Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!
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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened
Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick
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An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues
Friend: Dude what were doing
You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*
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(N.) Best softcore porno ever! (1994 @opyright) Stars "Leena" as the gentle Hooker.
Leena's back in a very BIG way in "Attack of the 50 foot Hooker." Only on Pinnacle Video.
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when a syrian hobo takes out his rpg when he sees a duck and sticks it up the ducks vagina and pulls the trigger
syrian quack attack homo with a rpg
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A pack attack is when two people have a race to see who can put down a 12 pack of the same beer faster
"hey man lets have a pack attack"
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Note: This sex act requires woman with hairy genitals. When during sex and just before climax the male pulls out of the females vagina and using a lighter lights the females bush on fire then proceeds to ejaculate on the flames to put out the fire thus giving her a brazilian air attack.
Donna was hella pissed last night. I gave her the ol Brazilian air attack and didnt have enough in my tank to put out the fire so she ended up with a 2nd degree burn on her grizzle taco
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