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A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.
August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?
August 24th is the day we’re you talk to your crush!!!
So August 24th is the day to make your move so do it!!!
August 24th
Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.
Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you
The day where the best pets are born. The sweetest and childish pets.
-Hey that dog is really cute.
•She must be born on 16 August
"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"
"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"
World jealous day bc 200 ppl will get to face time with BTS for 30 MINUTES
“I hate August 9th”
“Why”
“200 Armys will ft BTS and I’m not one of them”
if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass
random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath