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A pothead from the midwestern plains states.
I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.
When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.
Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.
"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."
When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.
"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.
"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.
"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.
A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.
Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.