Mitt-based cinema

A form of twentieth century cinema revolving around conceptions of the animal and human hand.

I just don't rate mitt-based cinema. What does the hand actually signify?

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all your base

From the poorly translated game "Zero Wing." The best context to fit this phrase in is for online gaming, such as Unreal Tournament Capture the Flag, or Counter-Strike.
This is for when you're pwning some team badly.

Loser: Damnit, they scored again!
Winner: HAHA, all your base are belong to us!

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Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.

Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.

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all your base

Short for "all your base are belong to us.
1. To own someone or something.

When playing capture the flag:

Winner: Hahahaha! all your flag are belong to us!

Loser: you people really suck.

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base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

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Based and ancap pilled

A blonde british ancap who should take the hoppe pill

Based and ancap pilled should take the hoppe pill to become based

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Second Base

This is the second step to a relationship where you kiss/makeout.

Me and him got to Second Base last night!

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