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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024


soft push

a little girl with a tall boo

did you see lainies new boyfriend, he’s so tall. look at her, she such a soft push 🥰

by sickadhdgirl😎 March 17, 2022


Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.

My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!

by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021


Soft Tooth

A person with teeth made out of mini marshmallows

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth

by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024


Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023


soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 28, 2024


Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold July 18, 2015