mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. like wow shes smarter than einstein yuh

lean as a bean

Being very slender or skinny

"That girls' very slender."

" Yeah, she's lean as a bean"

Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

DJ the bean

DJ the bean: To DJ or DJ the bean or beat means to flick the bean, or rub the female's clitoris until reaching orgasm. Originated with Moles and NoShmoke.

"Hey babe, did you want me to DJ your bean?"
"Are you DJing your bean right now?"
"I want you to DJ the bean"

Bean Supreme

The act of tricking someone into performing 69 but only to dip your dirty dick into their mouth, pinching their nose shut, and violently fuck their face.

The woman was in tears of joy after receiving a bean supreme.

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans