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When you have not had a penis enlargement yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent stroke.
Person 1:Hey brother, are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath of Versailles.
When you parkour roll on a roof.
Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles
What I call people who know this following phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed fee and so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey..do you know the Spartan's prayer?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
When you 90/10 guess on a mathematical test.
Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay..The Breath Of Versailles.
When you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1:K...you are The Breath Of Versailles
When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.
Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
When you 10/90 guess on a test.
Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are The Breath Of Versailles