barstool bro

A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)

Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"

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bro point

A bro casually walking recognizes a fellow bro. He extends his arm in a somewhat neanderthal-like, pointing motion in recognition of that fellow bro.

*extends arm using the bro point* BROOO! Natty ice at yo crib later?

*onlooker slaps forehead at this lesser form of humanity*

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Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.

Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.

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rowdy bros

groups of bros that like to congregate for excessive drinking, talking shit, and general antics.

'Did those rowdy bros even sleep last night?'

'Fuck no, they are some rowdy bros!'

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air bro

same as air knucks, a fist pound over a long distance where contact is not possible

when two dudes see each other across the way, one holds his fist perpendicular to his body towards the other dude and says "air bro" and the other dude replies in the same manner

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Dodgey Bros

Used in reference to an item, construction or situation of low production quality/effort. For example, poor construction of a house or easily destructible housewares.

Derived from a recurring Australian sketch comedy skit from the 80's starring two brothers, the "Dodgey" brothers, set up to look slightly like a home shopping advertisement, where they would peddle items of poor quality, or shady services.

Person A: "This house doesn't look like it would meet proper Building Regulations..."
Person B: "Yeah, it's a bit Dodgey Bros"

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true bro

when two ked's meet eachother and their friendship grows to true bros. aka Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt

Rob Crovo III and Steve Leavitt are an example of a true bro

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