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(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.
Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
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The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
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A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!
Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?
OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
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AKA "The Brown Christening"
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
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Personal Hard Candy means to KILL.
In reference to receiving a hit list, El Jefe gives a "note" to cycle through his chain to
give the "OK" or "Green Light" to kill an enemy. On this note, will be listed rival gang member names, their neighborhood or "Barrio", and/ or how to kill them in (brief description). Side notes may sometimes be included.
(**This term is in relation to gang activity and it's code words to carry out a command. The note is usually sent from prison to their soldiers on the outside, some are kept "in-house" for "in-house green lights"**)
(**The following gang names are fictional and if affect anyone in a personal matter, my apologies**)
Personal Hard Candy:
Ese Dinky (Raul Garcia) Varrio de White Water
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a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.
Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)
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