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someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes
Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?
Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd
PBS IF THE COUNTRY WAS A TV NETWORK
I'm not moving to canada, that's the PBS country, if countries were defined as TV networks.
When a man/women "shoots there shot"(asking out) so many times there's no chance in dating them. Just as a sign in the country, it's got tons of holes in it.
"a ol' son, she's a real country sign. You know what I mean"
Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles
The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self
My girlfriend is a country girlfriend and she just fixed the sink
The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
Good;great;amazing;outta this world straight beating da bottom out da pussy, southern backwoods dick. Originated in the south-east Colerain,North Carolina. (Da Bottom)
Since I put dat country slab on lil shawdy she ain't been rite every since.
You need sum of dis country slab in yo life