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Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates
Daddy, can you pull a california holster?
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When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
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When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk
I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it
A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”
the priem minister orf california
The Prime minister of California smells like no
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The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!