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When you and your bro get to pet names.. That's dope
"That's right, Bro-tato chip I got some nice puss yesterday"
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The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.
Woman: Oh word?
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1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.
Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.
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1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
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The fucking best damn potato chips in the world!!
Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
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chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."
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the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop
Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream
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