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The cheese from covid-19
Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”
24 Hour COVID
"She was freaking out over a sore throat and went to get one of those COVID tests - the test was negative when she checked a couple of days later though..she was pretty relieved"
"oh well, might have just been a slight case of 24 hour COVID LOL"
When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.
We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy
When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.
- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?