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Jum Cream

A creamy white substance that oozes from Jumbie's dong-gor when Holdsy touches it softly... with his nose.

HAHAHA! Look at ole Holdsmobile with all the Jum Cream on his forehead!!!

by Crembie-San October 13, 2003

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Krispy Cream

(noun)

the act of having intercourse while wearing a donut on your penis

Bjorn: Dude I totally Krispy Cream'd her
Jacob: Noice

by Poseidonulysses June 9, 2015

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cream esteem

When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.

What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.

by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014

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sweetness of cream

the urban alternative to saying "sweet."

guy 1: my ride got pimped!
guy 2: sweetness of cream!

by h-money March 23, 2005

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hannover cream

Term referring to german male atheletes' semen used as a derrogatory reference to german male fans' obsession, for men insinuating it borders on homosexuality, and for women in insinuating lust after male german players without regard or allegiance to the sport or competition in question.

Drake watches men's olympic gymnastics...he says he roots for germany to win the gold but everyone knows he's just hot for hannover cream.

by wolfgang336 June 20, 2010

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cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

by BillForPresident March 28, 2016

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nono cream

Another name for cum or sperm.

I got nono cream all over my bathroom wall this morning when fapping.

by Dogchow August 15, 2009

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