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A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!
(Made by the one and only Marco, and Leah)
Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!
The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.
From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.
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25th of May is when Meowdog was created! MEOW!
Today is Meowdog day!! WhoopWhoop!
A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell
I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....
A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes
Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day