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Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."
Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!
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He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.
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Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.
Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.
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A child conceived during an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Brought on by the romance of Dr. Quinn and Sully.
Person 1: "Whoa, did you know Joe was a Dr. Quinn Medicine Child?"
Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "
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A doctor in a clinic, usually in a wal mart or other store like target, that has basically no medical knowledge, and only exists as a means to get perscriptions when you don't have a real doctor. You usually dont go to said doctor for a diagnosis, as they are to dumb to give one.
Mom: Jill has strep.
Dad: I'll just take her to Dr. Wal-mart.
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Putting off/Expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.
So I buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts Dr. Phil-ing me.
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An fantastic journalist circa 1960's. His writings often include topics from Nixon to Hells Angels. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas is his best known work. Mainly for the fact that it surfaced when Johnny Depp had emerged from being the guy from 21 Jump Street
The best damn author ever has to be Hunter S. Thompson
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