Random
Source Code
Random
Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.
A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting!
2👍 2👎
An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.
Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.
10👍 1👎
First introduce on "ifunny by chrishansen_official" it spread fast, its worse than Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your bro a hoe, your sister a mister, ur grandma a queer, ur grandpa a grand trap, ur family tree lgbt, once this is sad everything from existence is erased and restarts.
Guy: ur mom gay
You: your dad lesbian
Guy: ur bro a hoe
You: ur sister a mister
Guy: ur grandma a queer
You: ur grandpa a grand trap
Guy: ur family tree lgbt
You: you know what you made me do this, ur family reunion a big homosexual communion. *existence itself is erased*
Above all insults ever known to humanity, this insult will bring about the untimely demise of your opponent.
person 1: your mom gay lmao
person 2: your family reunion a homosexual communion
(all of reality begins to tear apart)
1👍 1👎
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
24👍 21👎
The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.
Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
8👍 4👎
The worst insult in the entire Universe! Even worst than Ur whole Family is Homoerectus. Not even ur grandpap trap can save it.
Arnold: Ur grandpap trap.
Fredrick: Ur whole family reunion is gay communion.
*Arnold's family dies and he dies and is banished.*
The world shakes and explodes because its the worst insult in the whole universe!