February 28

If this is your birthday you must be the most depressed ass person I’ve ever seem

Damn you were born in February 28, ew

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February 5

If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.

Its february 5 but that means nothing to me

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february 26

happy feeldog day!

what day is it today ?

it’s february 26 !! happy feeldog day !!

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February 4

If born on this date most of your actions will flop and never gain traction.

Pedro: hey why haven’t you posted lately

Jose: it’s because I was born on February 4
Pedro: makes sense you flop

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February 17

If your born on this day go fuck yourself in the ass. If your name is Joshua you were a mistake

Hey do you see that mistake over there.
Yeah he was probably born February 17th

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February 3rd

Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

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February 12th

Hot people named Aiden are born on February 12

Aiden is Hot because he is born on February 12th

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