Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

Grand Canal

Canal linking northern and southern China

I need to cross the Grand Canal.

grand hustle zaggin

one who hustles, hits it, and quits it

grand hustle zaggin that soulja boy hoooooooooe. yooooooooou!

grand theft code

Stealing someone's code

imma just grand theft code this piece, nobody will notice

Scorpion Grand Slam

A term used to refer scorpions having sex.
"During sex, the male and female jerk and dance around, sometimes with their tails intertwined, with the male holding the female in his pincers. The a male scorpion ejaculates on the ground and pulls the female so her sex organ touches the sperm. After she takes in the sperm the couple usually disengage and go their separate ways." -factsanddetails.com
Thanks, KIM

Do you know about the Scorpion Grand Slam? Cause it is a rollercoaster.

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

STAR-iana GRANDE

a girl.

Hi I'm STAR-iana GRANDE, i am a girl.
Other girls:BAHAHABAAHABAHAHABAHAHABAHABAHAHABAABAHAHABAHAHABAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAB you look like Ariana Grande though.