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When all the cash/money gives you a hardon
All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!
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If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
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When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.
So they might give two.
Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!
Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS
Person 1: No, you give two :-)
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Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
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Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
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n. state of being where you dont care about something. kind of the same thing as not giving a fuck or not giving a shit except more extreme.
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: not much
guy 1: wanna do something later
guy 2: yea what?
guy 1: i dont give a cunt suck as long as we do something.
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someone who gives away the ball in the dying moments of a game.
After catching the getting the ball on defence I attempted to lob an inside pass, I missed judged the distance of my pass and instead threw a Billy give-us-a-try Slater as the ball was intercepted and the mighty Kiwis scored an easy try in the corner to win the game.
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